Most film coverage now exists to keep you scrolling past a release calendar. Ours exists to argue about one film until the argument is finished, then stop. No ten-best listicles padded to hit a word count, no five-star system that flattens a masterpiece and a decent Tuesday-night watch into the same four dots.
We like some films that are hard to defend at a dinner party. We dislike some films you paid twenty dollars to see this weekend, and we’ll tell you why, by name, in the second paragraph. If that sounds unpleasant, this isn’t your newsletter. If it sounds correct, it is.